For the first time ever, readers have a chance not only to read a book about a company being built from the ground up, but to actually own a piece of the company behind it.
My new book, Steady: How I’m Building America’s First Diabetic-Friendly Comedy Café Chain — and How You Can Own a Piece of It, is now available for pre-order in a strictly limited 1,000-copy Founding Reader Edition.
These copies will never be reprinted. Each one is individually numbered and includes a real, redeemable Founding Reader Reservation Certificate inside the back cover.
When you order a copy from the official page below, you are locking in your place as one of the first 1,000 early owners of the Steady café chain.
Order here:
https://www.mykindlebooks.net/steady/
Why Only 1,000 Copies?
Steady is not just another business book.
It is the blueprint for launching the first café chain in America built specifically for diabetics, pre-diabetics, low-carb eaters, and anyone who wants real flavor without glucose spikes.
To honor the earliest supporters, the first 1,000 readers receive:
- A hardcover edition with a numbered certificate
- 50 shares reserved in Steady Cafés & Comedy Holdings, Inc. during the 2026 Wefunder launch
- Their name added to the Founders Wall inside the Orlando flagship
- A lifetime 10% owner discount at every Steady location
- VIP access to Grand Opening Weekend
After these 1,000 copies are gone, all Founding Reader benefits close permanently.
What’s Inside the Book
Steady tells the complete origin story of the café chain, including:
- The diagnosis that started the entire mission
- The challenges of eating diabetic-friendly food in the real world
- The pop-up events that proved people are desperate for this kind of restaurant
- The blueprint for Location Zero in Orlando
- The 30-day Steady Meal Plan
- The 15 signature dishes that flatten CGM curves
- The five-year scaling plan from 2 cafés to 80+
- A clear, step-by-step explanation of how founding readers become owners
Every chapter is crafted for readers who want to be part of a movement, not just customers.
How to Claim Your Copy
Pre-order your book directly from the official Steady page:
https://www.mykindlebooks.net/steady/
All orders are processed securely through Stripe.
Books ship January 2026.
This is the only place to get the numbered Founding Reader Edition.
A New Kind of Book Launch
Steady is the first book where readers become the first investors.
The first 1,000 people who take action now will forever be part of the Steady origin story.
If you want to own a piece of a café chain designed to change metabolic health in America, this is your moment.
Once the 1,000 copies are gone, they are gone for good.
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